elodieunderglass:

“Blood sweat and tears” such an excellent method of measuring investment. Yeah I worked really hard on this, hurt myself a lot, cried the whole time. stress nosebleed, sweated profusely, sobbed openly. Bleeding sweating crying etc. And everyone goes oh. Well done.

sorcerousmotes:

sorcerousmotes:

doggy wizards would cast countersmell

kitty wizards would cast counter. spell where you get up on the counter.

futureevilscientist:

kingscrown666:

enderman:

This belovéd weirdo

Unironically, this is why society would crumble without diversity

birdingbutch:

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to run low on storage space

tyrannosaurus-rex:

Seeing people drive drive big lifted and totally pristine giant pickup trucks as just a car to get to and from work on fully paved roads is like watching a high energy working breed dog be forced to live in a 1 bedroom apartment and only go out for poop walks.

If you cant provide them the home they need its abuse. That truck should be hauling bricks, it needs to be maxing out its suspension hitting ridges at 65 mph. It should be dirty and dented because they love it. Theres no enrichment in your ¼ mile drive to the gas station. Youre torturing it, youre killing that truck.

masterelrond:

@lotr20 | Day 2
↳ Culture: Reckoning of Rivendell

theundergroundwoman:

btw you should make sure to spend the infinite cycle of life, death, and rebirth with a bestie. it’s called ouroboros not myoboros

clubsdeuce:

spilling a drink is one of the deepest pains imaginable. the loss of delicious liquids. the knowledge your adult ass needs a little no-spill baby sippy cup. now you have to clean instead of enjoy your delicious beverage and pray that the ants dont discover youre a god damn fool

vaspider:

vaspider:

alwaysabeautifullife:

i-eat-bread-and-cry-on-the-floor:

wehaveallgotknives:

alwaysabeautifullife:

I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this

And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man

muscle tov

MUSCLE TOV IM SCREAMING 

This was NOT how i planned to wish my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah but with that said I must share these additions to the post:

Happy First night of Hanukkah my friends

100% Kosher Beef

light the manorah

wolfythewitch:

How does this keep happening to me

bipolarmango:

Wild things I have learnt in therapy:

• When a child cries, parents are supposed to comfort them, not punish them
• Parents are, in fact, supposed to want to spend time with their children
• Children too have a right to privacy, meaning parents are not allowed to read their diaries etc and then punish them for the thoughts they found about
• Children are allowed to be upset and cry
• Children don’t have to earn the love and attention from their parents by performing various things
• Children are not supposed to be scared of going home and/or their parents
• Children are not supposed to be physically abused and even a little bit of hitting is actually physical abuse
• Parents are not supposed to expect that children are mentally as mature as other adults
• Children are not supposed to be told that they’re an accident, a burden, or something the parents regret
• Children are not supposed to be scared and ashamed of themselves or feel like failures because of their parents

toothsalad:

snickerdoodle-factory:

toothsalad:

i found the second funniest map in the world today

What’s the funniest map?

^ magic spell of get assassinated by the turkish government

lostcryptids:

NO MORE HD we need to make movies blurrier. 

lamp2003:

i actually really enjoy winter i don’t mind that it gets dark so early

>completely dark before 5:30

i think being alive is the worst thing that can happen to a person